God is here

I thought I would let everyone know that God has made is second coming. He is here on earth. Apparently he is going by a code name so that everyone won't know it is him. He is using the name "Marc". Can you believe that he is here at my house? Yep, lucky us.... We get to live with God. He is such a joy. He is so good about pointing out all of my flaws so I can be a better person. Did you know that God doesn't like you to use a spoon to scoop out your ice-cream? He gets mad. He really wants you to use the ice - cream scoop. He just loves to be served too. Getting him a nice big tall glass of ice water is just no big deal when it is God I am serving. I mean who cares that I was so comfortable on the couch watching my show. He asks, I serve. It's just that easy. Well, I was shocked when it was revealed to me that it wasn't God anymore with us.
These flowers were delivered to me from Marc. He said they were because I have been so sweet and putting up with his "role playing" if you will. Well, he may not be God, but I am going to keep him.